Friday, March 27, 2009

Look, I Found Some Couch Fuzzzzzz... U Ain't Tha Pappy



DNA tests on Alfie Patten, the 13-year-old boy who was alleged to have become a father when he was just 12, show that he not the baby girl’s actual dad.
The 300-pound test was conducted on him after half a dozen boys claimed to have slept with schoolgirl pal 
Chantelle Stedman, 15.
Although 
Alfie was convinced he was the dad after a single night of unprotected sex with Chantelle, the DNA test proved the 4ft-tall pupil was not the father of her seven-week-old tot Maisie Roxanne.
According to 
The MirrorChantelle had told her half-sister Jodie O’Neill, 17, that her daughter’s father could have been one of the boys she slept with at her parents’ home in Eastbourne, East Sussex.
The paper further reveals that the teen girl also said that her mother 
Penny had ordered her to keep saying that she has been a virgin when she slept with Alfie.


The Folk @ WatchMeYuu Blog Are Actually Relieved. Alfie, You Can't Save  Dem Hoes.

1 comment:

  1. HAhahaaa.. this was good, like the pic with the crazy scientist!

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